InsaneJournal

Current mood:

uncomfortable

I haven't been updating lately because I've been very
busy reading Harry Potter porn.

Het fic of all things (in other words, no Remus/Sirius). Remus/Tonks of all
things. I'm trying to figure out WHY WHY WHY Remus
would ever shag a girl without Sirius present. When I
figure it out, I'll let you know.

I've also read some incredible Hermione/lots of other fic (all het) which I will share later.

My boss came up to me today with this conduit thing in
his hand and said, "I want you to strip this right
down the middle without cutting any of the cables
inside, then peel it open and heat shrink it." Then he
walked away.

Dude. I'm his assistant. I'm not one of the
techs.

But still, I opened my drawer, though, and looked through my
collection of tools. (I steal tools and keep them in
my drawer, it makes me happy to see them. My boss
found my stash one day when I wasn't there and said
he had a "moment." HEE) Anyway, I grabbed the sharpest
thing I had, box cutters, and carefully split that
thing down the middle. I took it to him, explained I
had no idea what heat shrink was (I imagined it to be
a blow torch) and gave him what I had done. "Oh, I
gave that to you, I meant to give that to Jason. Good
job."

So I'm, like, an electrician. Or something.